Late night conversations between two drunk people

On Twilight:

– I still haven’t seen this movie, btw. 

al0hapenny: sunday is the day i die, and if not, monday we buffet to death! imabloodyrockgod: parang twilight lang. dying in edwards arms is easier. al0hapenny: potah, we may watch it tomorrow
imabloodyrockgod: omg omg omg ok. yun lang
imabloodyrockgod: i like the soundtrack! we must buy the album!
imabloodyrockgod: shet there’s this one scene na i hope you will flip
imabloodyrockgod: i dunno maybe its just me.
al0hapenny: i will watch it and TRY to contain myself
al0hapenny: baka mabatukan ako ni tj
imabloodyrockgod: i was distracted by the couple beside me
al0hapenny: baket
imabloodyrockgod: coz i kept on hearing weird noises, like groping, i dunno.
al0hapenny: hahahahaha )
al0hapenny: what the hell, srsly?
imabloodyrockgod: yeah coz i heard..*whoosh*
imabloodyrockgod: and the girl say **sssshhh** 

On Gossip Girl and ~unmentionable~ things:

imabloodyrockgod: […..] together…coz… basta you’re like an “it” couple
imabloodyrockgod: hehehehe
imabloodyrockgod: parang serena and dan lang yan
imabloodyrockgod: xoxo
al0hapenny: eeew but i dont like dan
al0hapenny: i like blair and chuck
al0hapenny: hihihi

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